<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27763305</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:29:27.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sass Hour: A touch of class on friday nights</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Deja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022578381727067193</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27763305.post-116758016991219876</id><published>2006-12-31T07:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-31T07:50:44.123-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I find this whole saddam hanging video craze on you tube hilarious</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pUGo2a8i3SY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pUGo2a8i3SY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27763305-116758016991219876?l=thesasshour.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/feeds/116758016991219876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27763305&amp;postID=116758016991219876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/116758016991219876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/116758016991219876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/2006/12/i-find-this-whole-saddam-hanging-video.html' title='I find this whole saddam hanging video craze on you tube hilarious'/><author><name>Deja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022578381727067193</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27763305.post-114934838663474348</id><published>2006-06-03T08:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-03T08:26:27.120-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sass Hour sponsored by the yonkers parking authority?</title><content type='html'>I woke up this morning around 7am. I looked out my window and i saw this happening to my car:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/booted%20car%20005.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/booted%20car%20005.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/booted%20car%20003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/booted%20car%20003.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After my inital shock and anger at the sitiuation I came to the realization that the car in the photos isnt my car. Infact I don't own a car or a licence for that matter. Though it did become my obsession for the day. It became my life's persuit to grab a photo of the reaction by whoever's car it was. I mean the sign clearly says no parking am i right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/booted%20car.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/booted%20car.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..............................................................................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/booted%20car%20004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/booted%20car%20004.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a note left on the car by the parking enforcement guy. I was intrigued by what it might say.....*dream sequence* Dear owner of this piece of shit car, Are you completely illiterate that you don't understand that you can't park here? Because you made me have to get off my ass and get out of my car to write you a ticket I'm going to make you have to work by booting your car. HAHAHA fuck you. Good Day Sir, Parking Enforcer Guy. *end dream sequence*.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At one point I kind of felt bad for whoever it was that they would have to go through so much drama instead of just having to pay a ticket. Until later when I saw the type of person it was who owned the car...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/booted%20car%20006.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/booted%20car%20006.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/booted%20car%20007.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/booted%20car%20007.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....because once i saw her I realized daddy's probably going to pay for everything anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27763305-114934838663474348?l=thesasshour.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/feeds/114934838663474348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27763305&amp;postID=114934838663474348' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114934838663474348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114934838663474348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/2006/06/sass-hour-sponsored-by-yonkers-parking.html' title='The Sass Hour sponsored by the yonkers parking authority?'/><author><name>Deja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022578381727067193</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27763305.post-114931379499616531</id><published>2006-06-02T22:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-03T11:30:30.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Memorial Day BBQ w/ Ashley Jay</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/bbq%20001.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/bbq%20001.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Moday was Memorial Day which is no longer about honoring our brave young men and women that go off and fight (for most of the times pointless battles) its for the drunks to have another reason to booze without feeling as bad.&lt;br /&gt;Being the hardcore drunks we are Ashley Jay and I felt honored to keep up this tradion of boozing on holidays and boy did we booze&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are some fine pictures of the event I wanted to write more but Ashley wants me to post RIGHT FUCKING NOW! so here we go:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/bbq%20006.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/bbq%20006.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/bbq%20003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/bbq%20003.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There will be more later since blogger hates me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;edit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/bbq%20005.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/bbq%20005.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bottles.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/bbq%20007.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/bbq%20007.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cans....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The price is wrong danny!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27763305-114931379499616531?l=thesasshour.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/feeds/114931379499616531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27763305&amp;postID=114931379499616531' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114931379499616531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114931379499616531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/2006/06/memorial-day-bbq-w-ashley-jay.html' title='Memorial Day BBQ w/ Ashley Jay'/><author><name>Deja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022578381727067193</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27763305.post-114711621253636284</id><published>2006-05-08T12:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T12:23:41.750-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Deja's report card from Smashley J</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/1600/depr.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5156/2929/320/depr.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27763305-114711621253636284?l=thesasshour.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/feeds/114711621253636284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27763305&amp;postID=114711621253636284' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114711621253636284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114711621253636284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/2006/05/dejas-report-card-from-smashley-j.html' title='Deja&apos;s report card from Smashley J'/><author><name>Deja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022578381727067193</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27763305.post-114711229417679944</id><published>2006-05-08T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T11:18:14.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'>blogs make deja feel...</title><content type='html'>Crocodile&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man I love Arrested Development and I have a blog&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27763305-114711229417679944?l=thesasshour.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/feeds/114711229417679944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27763305&amp;postID=114711229417679944' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114711229417679944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27763305/posts/default/114711229417679944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thesasshour.blogspot.com/2006/05/blogs-make-deja-feel.html' title='blogs make deja feel...'/><author><name>Deja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022578381727067193</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
